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There are only two reasons a man will listen to a R&B album like. One, he's hoping it'll help get him laid, both by soaking in Songz' apparent appeal with the ladies through auditory osmosis, and by literally playing the album with a female in the room and hoping it will act as an aphrodisiac. Two, because.........nope, there's only one reason a man will listen to an R&B album like Trey Songz' new Trigga. So instead of going through the usual review format and pretending to care about things like song structure, I thought I'd just lay it all out in the open; how likely is it that Trigga will assist you in obtaining a non-solo orgasm? Is there really any other criteria?

Now, for the record, I'm talking about actual sex, not music video sex, which can be two completely different things. For example, while the models in appear to be enticed, I have yet to encounter a real, non-paid woman who's turned on by a song about getting a half-boner in the club. On the flip side, anyone who is automatically guaranteed to have sex with you, which is why you need to be so careful about when and where you play that song. With great power comes great responsibility. Also, for all the women reading this, I'm not considering how likely this album is to get you laid because music is completely irrelevant to getting you laid. You could throw on in the bedroom and if you're looking right, the guy won't even pause. However, feel free to jump into the comments and tell me how incredibly wrong I am.

Or completely right. You'll probably tell me I'm completely right. Ok, enough explaining.

Which songs on Trigga are more like 'Too Close' and which ones are more like 'Untitled'? Let's get to the action.

'Cake' Just so we're clear, if you put this song on, you're basically telling a woman that you're going to perform enthusiastic cunnilingus on her. Which is a great thing and will definitely help you get laid, I just want to make sure you know what you're committing to before you press play. Come on now, what do you think 'ain't I supposed to eat it too? Resident Evil Revelations Trainer Free Download Pc. ' Is a reference too?

Combine the lyrical theme with some genuinely smooth singing from Trey and this is a promising opening bid. Consider it foreplay. Will It Get Me Laid?: Yes, you might want to start doing some tongue strengthening exercises to prepare. 'Foreign' On the plus side, that hypnotic beat and Songz' harmonies are pretty damn hard to resist. On the down side,?

When you really get down to it, this song's saying that if you're an attractive woman in need of U.S. Citizenship, Songz will consider hooking you up with some green card status in exchange for sexual favors. Emphasis on consider.

Will It Get Me Laid?: Are you with the kind of lady who actually listens to lyrics and thinks about what those lyrics mean? Lenovo Fan Speed Control Driver For Windows 7 32bit. If so, then no, no it won't.

If you're not with that kind of lady, then it probably will get you laid, but you're also probably having sex with a dumb person. It's up to you whether you consider that a bad thing.